February 2010
50 posts
January 2010
31 posts
reason #1,567,903 why i love eotc
emilydriskill:
“P.S. We’ve been noticing a lot of young musicians throwing up the peace sign lately and spreading a message of “peace and love”. We don’t quite understand it and we don’t really care to dig too deeply because it’s obviously not associated with any sort of political cause and is more or less a bunch of sappy nonsense. We wanted to provide you all with some relief in letting you...
“Just a warning class: This video you are about to see on Dionysus is from an...”
– My 70 year old Wine Class Professor.
Hope →
Smile. Sometimes that is all it takes.
Don't normally like Chuck Norris jokes, but this...
Question: What actors do their own stunts? I know Jackie Chan does, are there any others? Brad Pitt?
Answer: I heard that not only does Chuck Norris do all his own stunts , he does everyone Else's also.
“Hard to say who’s better… So I will just vote for the one who has a...”
– Me, from a poll for who’s the better point guard.
i'm so fucking proud.
emilydriskill:
my boys got a “Parental Advisory: Explicit Content” sticker on the new record! hahaha i love it!
It’s about dang time!
a day in the life.
The Agent: are you going to this -- happy hour
it smells lame
Alyse: which one?
The Agent: tonite, with the board
Alyse: uhm. I don't know that I even knew about it.
The Agent: you need to pay attention in meetings alyse. this is bullshit
haha
at the (??)s
Alyse: ohhhh ahahaa. I don't remember. Weird.
well how come there was no email follow up about it?
THAT is lame.
The Agent: letters were sent! LETTERS WERE SENT
Alyse: letters? like in the mail?
The Agent: is that a real question
Alyse: haha
SHITCRAP it was sent to my office and I don't work from the office anymore... I work from home. And apparently they don't see it fit to get my mail to me!!!
Why I oughtta!
The Agent: they are trying to push you off -- obvi obvi obvi
Alyse: ha.
I'll fight em!
The Agent: whoa.
alyse
this is for charity
Alyse: We'll charge admission to watch?
The Agent: like a ufc match
you are sick
Alyse: All the money will go to charity.
Don't judge!!
The Agent: someone has to judge the fight
Alyse: I care. And I will fight for what I believe in!
The Agent: or someone will die
fists of fury
Alyse: Sorry I'm Noot Sorry.
*Not.
Oh, you can totally officiate
The Agent: you butchered it
Alyse: but you have to wear vertical stripes, I hope that's not a problem.
I KNOW! I was doing so well.
I need to take a typing class.
The Agent: jesus
get your act together
im still debating if i want to attend snoozefest 2010
Alyse: Well if you go. Let me know how it is... And I will be working on this http://typing-for-kids-software-review.toptenreviews.com/sponge-bob-square-pants-typing-review.html
The Agent: you arent actually expecting me to click on a link that has sponge bob in it
do you
Alyse: http://typing-for-kids-software-review.toptenreviews.com/typing-instructor-for-kids-review.html
that one is spongebob free.
Conan O'Brien releases satement
I agree, Emily. I want Conan and Fallon to stay and Jay to just retire and go drive all his cars.
emilydriskill:
aileen365:
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real...
My question to ponder this weekend: How is it, that even though I know know the answers, I still get the questions wrong?
“Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every...”
– Professor Marvel/The Wizard, Wizard of Oz
“sal’s new year’s toast: “To the new year…where everythings gonna happen.”
– catfish (via emilydriskill)
I had the biggest grin on my face reading this. It’s the natural order of the world, business as usual.